i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
