I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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