I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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