Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
