I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Your dad touched me again.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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