covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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