So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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