he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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