After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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