I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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