if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I still have a little drunk in my system
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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