i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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