He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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