Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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