Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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