When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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