The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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