so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm passing your future prison.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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