Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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