so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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