Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
25 People Confess Their Favorite Way To Annoy Their Significant Other
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
These 21 Women Share What Sexual Harassment In The Military Is Really Like
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.