Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins