She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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