He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."