I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?