i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.