hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Boobs are out for the taking
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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