32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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