Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.