oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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