i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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