also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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