why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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