I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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