I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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