there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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