im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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