i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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