I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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