why didn't you poke me back
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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