if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
