Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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