Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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