dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
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I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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