So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
