they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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