Welp...herpes.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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