Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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