Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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