the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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