I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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