Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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