You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's blow job season.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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