it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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