i can't believe i had my finger in that
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
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Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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