Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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