i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He shit in the fireplace
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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