Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
my nose is crying tears of wow.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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