yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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