Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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